Kelly Bensimon, the accused boyfriend beater and official wack-a-doo from "The Real Housewives of New York City," accepted a deal today that will keep the ex-model out of jail. The assault charges will be purged if she completes two days of community service and keeps her nose clean. "I'm very pleased," Bensimon said. "Justice was served." God she is crazy... Anyway, The Real Housewife was arrested in March after bruised boyfriend Nicholas Stefanov called police and claimed Bensimon socked him during a lovers' quarrel at her Manhattan apartment.