A new dance performance will take place in a lavatory. Dark Horse/Black Forest, choreographed by Yanira Castro, will be seen in a makeshift theatre, an 11ft by 9ft restroom inside New York's Gershwin hotel. Just seven audience members will be allowed in to watch, because of the size of the venue. Tickets will cost $45 a pop. The performers, a man and a woman, will dance around the audience, the urinals, and sinks. Guests at the hotel in Manhattan will be able to watch the 45-minute show from the privacy of their rooms thanks to a live telecast feed. Let's hope the reviews aren't, well, crappy.